Masturbation Quote by Robert Anton Wilson
““The Greatest thing about masturbation is that it is always available. I wager that many a condemn man has consoled himself this way during the night before his execution.””
About This Quote
Source Interview: The Illuminatus! Trilogy author interview, 1975
Masturbation is a reliable, always-accessible source of comfort, especially in dire moments.
In simple terms: Self-pleasure is always there for relief.
Embrace personal comfort without shame.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- loneliness
- stress
- prison
- nighttime anxiety
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How do you balance self‑comfort with healthy coping?
- When is it a substitute for real connection?
May become a crutch if over‑relied upon.