"A man pays Rs. 2 for a Rs.……" — Ritu Ghatourey

"A man pays Rs. 2 for a Rs. 1 item that he needs.. A woman pays Rs. 1 for Rs. 2 item that she does not need. :-P"

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Did Word Of Achievement Cant Word Of Defeat Should Word Of Duty Will Word Of Eager Can Word Of Power…
If You Translate Every Mistake Of Your Life Into a 'Positive' One, You Will Never Be A 'Prisoner Of Your…
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When U Feel Depressed, Confused Or Hurt. Dont Worry Stand In Front Of A Mirror, U Will Find The Best…
Don't Love A Friend Like A Flower, Because A Flower Dies In Season. Love Them Like A River, Because A…
Luck Is Not In Your Hands But Decision Is In Your Hands Luck Can't Make Your Decision, But Your Decision…

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