Aftermath Quote by Rick Yancey

“I think I can say with confidence that it’s a lot funnier if you haven’t actually been attacked by a shark.”

— Elle Lothlorien

One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark! Help!'. I just laughed, I knew that shark was…

— Anonymous

“His hand lifted, and caught my chin. He tilted my face until I was looking over my shoulder at him. The swell of a…

— C.L. Stone

I thought that he was taking shots at me, when it was just jokes. It was a misunderstanding, a mis-communication ... I'm about making money.

— Soulja Boy

Some guy asked me if I was on TV, and I said yes, and he threw his drink at me. I was recognized, but…

— Eliza Dushku

“I realize belatedly that sending sharks to the aid of humans is a stupid idea. When one of the men tries to kick a…

— Anna Banks

Near the end I asked him one night in the hospital corridor what he thought was happening, and he said, "Tell her everything you…

— Gail Caldwell

“Oh." He sat in confused silence for a few seconds. "Can I ask you a very serious question?" "I rather you didn't," I said.…

— Katie Alender

“If that’s all you’ve got, I’m not too worried,” he taunted me. I dipped my hand in the wet sand, grabbing a handful. I…

— Kristen Day

A man came up to me the other day and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks. So you know what I did?…

— Henry Rollins

I saw a man at the beach screaming, 'Help, shark, help!' I laughed because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

— Anonymous

I go to the saltwater and wash off the blood, trying to decide which I hate more, pain or itching. Fed up, I stomp…

— Suzanne Collins