Break Quote by Rick Perry

“I don't need no Smith and Wesson, man, I got Merriam and Webster.”

— Avi Steinberg

My lawyers will fricassee your testicles for breakfast. And if you dare board my plane without a warrant, your spleen will follow.

— Dan Brown

Here at home, for goodness's sakes, we have to finally pass a law prohibiting people on the terrorist watch list from being able to…

— Hillary Clinton

This bill says go after the criminal, don't go after the law-abiding gun manufacturer or the law-abiding gun seller.

— Larry Craig

I shortly will introduce legislation banning the sale, manufacture or possession of handguns (with exceptions for law enforcement and licensed target clubs)... . It…

— John Chafee

“On Wall Street, the lawyers play the same role as medics in war: They come in after the shooting is over to clean up…

— Michael Lewis

The first thing we do, let's kill all lawyers.

— William Shakeapeare

Lawyers are like nuclear weapons. By all rights they shouldn't exist, but if some people have them, then you'd better have one, too, just…

— John Gierach

When people in Washington say they're going to take away my guns, they better bring theirs if they're going to take mine.

— Dave Mustaine

If a bill to ban handguns came to the house floor, I would vote for it.

— Pete Stark

Let us kill all lawyers

— William Shakespeare

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them…

— Danny DeVito