Death Quote by Richard Wright

“Would you like to hear about the fascinating things lizards can do if you chew off their tails?”

— Elle Lothlorien

“Sometimes I felt the bloated Toad, hideous and pampered with the poisonous vapours of the dungeon, dragging his loathsome length along my bosom: Sometimes…

— Matthew Gregory Lewis

“I just watched this documentary on the mating habits of whiptail lizards and trust me, if those things can make it happen, you can…

— Robin Bielman

“Stole this from a lizard for you - D”

— John Green

“The skeleton was as happy as a madman whose straightjacket had been taken off. He felt liberated at being able to walk without flesh.…

— Leonora Carrington

“You want us to bargain with a lizard?” “They’re not lizards, Father. They’re extraordinary creatures who were here long before any human was crawling…

— G.A. Aiken

“I knew one thing, this pit lizard was going to have a good time tonight!”

— Shey Stahl

“Whatever happens, I’m glad we ate that bleeping lizard.”

— Carl Hiaasen

“Lizards that blend into the rock do so to catch flies.”

— Margaret Weis / Tracy Hickman

“I saw two lizards kissing yesterday, but I scared them off. Maybe I should have taken off my bird costume before peeping on them.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Let us observe the mating rituals of the lecherous North American lounge lizard in his native habitat: The Open Bar.”

— Qwen Salsbury

“Loopy lizards lying lazily aloft a little lane”

— Riley Weber