Stupid question Quote by Reid Mockery

“You have bigger balls than some men I know.”

— Carolyn Arnold

“I have balls too. Mine are 3 feet up and multifunctional!”

— Sassy Sipe

“You might not have a dick, but you have balls.”

— Emmy Curtis

“You don’t have any balls?’ For once I wasn’t trying to be insulting.”

— Chantal Halpin

“Well it seems you have me by the balls both literally and figuratively, don't you now?”

— K. Bromberg

“Damn, Ruby,” Lexi adds, “I didn’t know you were so skillful with giant balls.”

— Renee Ericson

“You know, you’re kind of a badass.” “Please, if I had balls they’d be bigger than yours.”

— Abria Mattina

“Well, I guess we know now who has the biggest penis here.”

— J.M. Darhower

“I'm pretty sure those're my balls you've found,” I said to the man searching my pants. “You gonna count 'em out now? Because I'll…

— Nenia Campbell

“Don't get your balls crossed about it.”

— John Irving

“It must be a male thing to talk about playing with balls.”

— Katie McGarry

“I’m your best buddy, and you don’t want me to die from a giant case of blue balls?” “I don’t think that’s fatal,” Aggie…

— Olivia Cunning