Bedtime Quote by Red Skelton Download Open image “Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.” — Red Skelton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bedtime Funny Parenting
When kids are traveling, it' so much just being locked on the plane or stroller or carrier. So I think it's really important to… — Whitney Port Copy Share Image
It's hard to say no to your kid. It's hard for them to stomp off and not be happy with you for an hour. — Martina McBride Copy Share Image
If you're a night person you can barely get out of bed in time to get to work or get your kids off to… — Gretchen Rubin Copy Share Image
We had to go to bed by 8 P.M. My siblings and I would often play cards under the bed-sheets. But we would get… — Geeta Phogat Copy Share Image
Advice to kids: WARNING: Pregnancy can lead to an infant. Sex can lead to pregnancy. Sex releases endorphins. Running releases endorphins. Don't have sex… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
When anyone hurts us, my wife and I sit in our Japanese sand garden and drink iced tea. There are five stone in the… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
When I was very young my mother sang to me at bedtime and my dad would often play the banjo or fiddle in the… — Rory Block Copy Share Image
So much for modern science and its wonderful discoveries that just about everything can kill you. Life is only a bedtime story before a… — Robert Bloch Copy Share Image
And, of course, some SF is set close enough to here and now that Anglo and European do apply. Since many of the writers… — Stanley Schmidt Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, I suffer from insomnia, so my bedtime is as soon as I start to feel the least bit sleepy. — Cheyenne Jackson Copy Share Image
“Bedtime stories Eventide Rhapsodies Anthologies of Memory Please enter cautiously and feel free to open what is closed” — Erin Morgenstern Copy Share Image
Don't fight with the pillow, but lay down your head And kick every worriment out of the bed. — Edmund Vance Cooke Copy Share Image
My four-year-old daughter regularly requests reading Book One [the March] at bedtime; the methods of reading, delivering, and processing the book's content vary according… — Nate Powell Copy Share Image
Unlike the majority of the writers of his age, La Rochefoucauld was an aristocrat; and this fact gives a peculiar tone to his work. — Lytton Strachey Copy Share Image
My husband is old-fashioned and kind, he does the greatest Sinatra impression, and I'd never have written anything if he hadn't read all those… — Allison Pearson Copy Share Image
Hauntings are memes, especially pernicious thought contagions, social contagions that need no viral or bacterial host and are transmitted in a thousand different ways.… — Caitlín R. Kiernan Copy Share Image
I used to go to Cold Stone Creamery, get a tub of Butterfinger ice cream, and eat it all before bedtime. And my fingers… — Vanessa Hudgens Copy Share Image