Abuse Quote by Rebbecca D. Myers

“You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.”

— Nicole McKay

“If cows wouldn't eat it, I won't play on it.”

— Willie Mays

“Small wonder he refused to marry. Why buy a cow when there were udders all around begging to be milked?”

— George R.R. Martin

“Milk the cow, never feed her. Milk the cow, never feed her.”

— Ken Goldstein

“I bought a cow because I wanted a glass of milk.”

— Kambiz Mostofizadeh

“That sure as fuck ain't no cow”

— Scott Sigler

“Humans are our food. You don't want to have sex with a cow, do you?”

— Christopher Farnsworth

“Aim not, if you are wise, to make water run uphill nor try pulling milk from the udders of a billy-goat.”

— Neil Boyd

“Don't cry over spilt milk when you can milk another cow.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“once the cow’s been milked there’s no squirting the cream back up her udder.”

— George R.R. Martin

“everyone knows that cows produce the milk that makes the best cheese.  One day, Big”

— Anonymous

“I'm not asking you to buy the milk, O'Flaherty, I just want you to grope the cow.”

— Abigail Roux