"You know, before I would think, my cab……" — Ray Romano
"You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me."
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55 Quotes by Ray Romano
Ray Romano has 55 quotes on this site.
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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
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Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform..
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I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the…
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Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity..
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For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
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If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can…
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I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any…
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When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or…
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If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating,…
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Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential…
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That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her…
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People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not…
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More Cab Quotes
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one of 140 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take…
— Robert Benchley
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
— Johnny Carson
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I don't miss London much. I find it crowded, vast and difficult to get around. Cabs are incredibly expensive.
— John Cleese
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If transportation technology was moving along as fast as microprocessor technology, then the day after tomorrow I would be able…
— Danny Hillis
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My family was poor, my father drove a cab for a living, but we felt normal because everybody else was…
— Bob Cousy
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How much for the bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get…
— Wiz Khalifa
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Most poor people are not on welfare. . . I know they work. I'm a witness. They catch the early…
— Jesse Jackson
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Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare…
— Dane Cook
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What cancer does is, it forces you to focus, to prioritize, and you learn what's important. I mean, I don't…
— Joel Siegel
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It's probably similar to being in New York City and having a cab driver behind you and you're driving too…
— Barry Sanders
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I can’t stop traffic on Fifth Avenue, not unless I walk in front of an oncoming cab.
— Benedict Cumberbatch
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No. The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long; you're just sad, that's all.…
— Audrey Hepburn
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