"I am being embezzled by a monstrous ring……" — Randy Quaid

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• For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living… — Russell Banks
• The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. — Milton Berle
• It's very hard to respect people on holiday - everybody looks so silly at the beach, it makes you hate… — Alain de Botton
• I never get the accountants in before I start up a business. It's done on gut feeling, especially if I… — Richard Branson
• The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you. — George W. Bush
• All the Congress, all the accountants and tax lawyers, all the judges, and a convention of wizards all cannot tell… — Walter Wriston
• And it does no harm to repeat, as often as you can, 'Without me the literary industry would not exist:… — Doris Lessing
• Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in… — Harvey Mackay
• Over the long haul of life on the planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who… — Stewart Udall
• The great composer does not set to work because he is inspired, but becomes inspired because he is working. Beethoven,… — Ernest Newman
• I'll never be that trusting again, believing accountants and lawyers have my best interests at heart. — Irene Cara
• When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought… — Robert Morley

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