"From adult diapers to bedpans? Move over, Elvis,……" — Rachel Vincent
"From adult diapers to bedpans? Move over, Elvis, I’m the afterlife of the party!"
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285 Quotes by Rachel Vincent
Rachel Vincent has 285 quotes on this site.
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Ask for the impossible, then settle instead for what you really wanted in the first place.
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The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was…
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A smart woman would have shut up. Did I? Hell no. Intelligence is overrated anyway.
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It's not the length of the word; it's how well you use it!
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When mice run, cats give chase.
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Apparently the complete works of Shakespeare packed quite a wallop. To think, my mother said I'd never find use for…
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Behind me, Marc made a soft whistling sound, clearly impressed. “That’s not standard procedure,” he said, his tone entirely too…
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Most aspects of my training didn’t agree with me. There wasn’t as much bossing around as I’d hoped for, and…
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Marc’s hand tightened visibly around Kevin’s fingers, his digits going white. Again. Both men clenched their jaws, Kevin in pain,…
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In the office, Michael sat behind our father’s desk, clicking away at the computer with his right hand, and making…
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I laughed. It was just like Owen to make excuses for someone else’s shortcomings. Even fictional characters. Owen found my…
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Screw this. He’d blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal—my favorite way to play.
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Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.
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Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized.
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I grew up in a family that was multifaceted, sexually oriented, and pretty much open to everything. And because I…
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I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard…
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When you're young, you're always wondering when you're actually going to feel like a grownup. And I think you probably…
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If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids…
— Mario Batali
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the…
— Jean Baudrillard
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What is an adult? A child blown up by age.
— Simone de Beauvoir
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The average adult laughs 15 times a day; the average child, more than 400 times.
— Martha Beck
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Children who assume adult responsibilities feel old when they're young.
— Martha Beck
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Only since the Industrial Revolution have most people worked in places away from their homes or been left to raise…
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An Adult faith does not follow the waves of fashion and the latest novelties.
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