Dad Quote by Rachel Vincent

So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately?

— Rachel Vincent

You just say the word, and I'll make the rest of the world go away. I'll take you someplace safe, where no one else…

— Rachel Vincent

So, what now? We’re friends?" Yeah. If friends could be in love, but not together. In sync, but out of touch. Willing to die…

— Rachel Vincent

“You'll have to give me a minute here. Gravity's a real bitch this morning. Ian to Kori”

— Rachel Vincent

Wow," Liv said, when I dropped the mallet back into the drawer. "That looked like fun. I call dibs on the next over-the-top destruction…

— Rachel Vincent

“So...what are you delivering today -- pizza or death?" "Both, actually.  Pepperoni for you now, and a fatal aneurism to the woman in room…

— Rachel Vincent

“My hands wrapped around his waist, traveling up the broad expanse of his back, mooth and hard, and... "Give it a rest, already," Tod…

— Rachel Vincent

“I don't even like regular plants. Except for corsages and long-stemmed roses...and those only hurt when they don't show up.”

— Rachel Vincent

“I want everyone to get plenty of rest tonight, because tomorrow, we make plans to bury the new council chair. And don't worry about…

— Rachel Vincent

“Take a nice, long look at your future, reaper. You'll soon be burning as fuel for hundreds of tiny fires." Tod laughed out loud.…

— Rachel Vincent

“Whoever said it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved was full of crap.”

— Rachel Vincent

Because the alternative sucks!

— Rachel Vincent