Funny-and-random Quote by Rachel Vincent

“The things she could do with her mouth would blow any man off course.”

— Tiffany Reisz

“She breaks the silence with a breathy, "Oh my God" Yeah. No shit. Because I’m about to blow, and all I’ve done is grind…

— Angela Quarles

“I knew her so well that I loved her, or maybe I loved her so well that I knew her. I didn't want to…

— Orson Scott Card

“When Life Sucks, Get an awesome blowjob from her.”

— Himmilicious

“I could’ve knocked the shit out of her .She’d have good reason to roll her eyes then. But knocking the shit out of rude…

— Darynda Jones

“A quick puke, two rails of blow and she was solid.”

— Carl Hiaasen

“I assumed I would be better off telling you about this, rather than waiting for the entire thing to blow up in my face.”

— Courtney Milan

“When she talked about beating the shit out me, I had to fight a smile. I had no doubt she could bring me to…

— Chelsea M. Cameron

“It kind of sucked when she had to take a break from fighting evil to use her inhaler.”

— Taryn Browning

“Dude, could you please get off my girlfriend before I beat the crap out of you ? I don't want to injure her.”

— Stacey Wallace Benefiel

“She just gave your IQ a blow job and she's not even here.”

— Moriah Jovan

“She was reluctant at first, but when I screamed that she was ruining my life, she relented. I’d have to use that tactic more…

— J. Sterling