““You know, the real problem is going to come in a few days when it begins yellowing. Then it’ll seriously clash with your reddish hair.” Only Tiffany would worry about properly accessorizing a black eye. “But it’ll go great with my eyes,” I said. “Because yellow and green go together.” “Mmm. Might work. Still, come and see me if you want it to go away.” And what was she going to do? Wave a magic wand?””