Humorous Quote by R. Sonnenfeld Download Open image ““All magic cookies with a price!”” — R. Sonnenfeld ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous
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In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
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