Quote by R. Lee Smith

“You're a shit cake with cum for whipped cream and dynamite for candles.”

— Ahmed Mostafa

“Try to remember that even if they deliver the wrong cake, the limo driver is a no-show, there's a monsoon, and the band plays…

— Liz Long

“Give me a piece of cake from your love-life; I’ll show you how to lick fidelity’s cream off every layer you mistrust.”

— Munia Khan

“No one could tell me not to eat an entire cake—not my mom, not Santa, not God—no one. It was my cake and everyone…

— Allie Brosh

“My father had a similar saying. He said that in heaven there's a huge cake reserved solely for married people who've never once regretted…

— Bernardo Atxaga

Meghan pushed her chocolate cheesecake across the table to me. I hadn’t gotten paid yet for November, so I had only ordered coffee. “Here,”…

— E. Lockhart

“You listen to me, woman: you’re mine! I’ll not share you and, by God, we shall be married!” His mouth came down hard on…

— Shirlee Busbee

“I do love it when I am right,” Hyacinth said triumphantly. “Which is fortunate, since I so often am.” Penelope just looked at her.…

— Julia Quinn

“Marry, don't marry,' Auntie Aya says as we unfold layers of dough to make an apple strudel. Just don't have your babies unless it's…

— Diana Abu-Jaber

“Cake loves you unconditionally.”

— Jen Lancaster

“When I get married...well, if I get married," I start, staring out the window, "I want to walk down the isle carrying a basket…

— Erynn Mangum

“Marriage is one sweet way in which one can taste heaven on earth. Similarly, I can also become hell on earth.”

— Israelmore Ayivor