Quote by Qwen Salsbury Download Open image ““Irony is chock-full of fiber.”” — Qwen Salsbury ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Irony cleans away all those secret stains. Irony is the path that leads safely back to official realities.” — Geoffrey Wall Copy Share Image
“the thing about irony is you never see it coming; that's how you know it's there.” — Richard Christian Matheson Copy Share Image
“I don't think irony's meant to synergize with anything as heartfelt as sadness.” — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“If you ever don't see irony, it's because you're not seeing everything.” — Eric Hirzel Copy Share Image
“Irony was new to her and tasted oddly good, like a previously unavailable summer fruit. Soon, she and the rest of them would be ironic much of the time, unable to answer innocent questions without giving their words a snide little adjustment. Fairly soon after that, their snideness would soften, the irony would be mixed with seriousness, and the years… — Meg Wolitzer Copy Share
“sometimes there is too much irony all piled up in the barn, and you have to / pitchfork another steaming pile of irony on… — Mark Leidner Copy Share Image
“Let us observe the mating rituals of the lecherous North American lounge lizard in his native habitat: The Open Bar.” — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
“REBECCA IS AN IMMORTAL. I know this because I have been giving her a look that can kill for the past three and a… — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
“Say who with the what now? Well, Merry Christmas and Ho Ho Holy Crap. Just what the hell have I been yammering on about?” — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
“I will have you know there is probably less pineapple at your average luau than in my system at this moment” — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
“Incoming Text: Bert will be so disappointed. He had down that Canon would eat you alive by last night. Note to self: Never bet… — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
“IT IS A FACT, UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED, that a single man in possession of a fine ass must be observed like wildlife” — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
“We have been going over the proposal and possible concessions for the longest ninety minutes of my life. And I saw Battlefield Earth.” — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
“How am I supposed to look unaffected and asexual with all this unfair fuckery happening?” — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
“I do wish there were assless chaps. Not that I would wear them. But there is nothing funnier than the words assless chaps.” — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
“These are dark times. Darker still if we must forego the snooze button.” — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
