Humourous-situations Quote by Quentin Tarantino

“So f*cking sexy like that. You love it when I tell you what to do; how to be my good little whore. Now tell…

— K.I. Lynn

“We’re hot, we’re shallow, and everyone wants to fuck us because we know all the best tricks.”

— Kit Rocha

“If there is shit all around me, how can I eat my ice cream?”

— S Balaram

“How dare you question my taste, woman?" he demanded. "If I say you're beautiful then you're beautiful so get the hell over it!”

— R.L. Mathewson

“When a beautiful blonde asks, you don't say no.”

— V.T. Davy

“I've never had vanilla sex before. There's a lot to be said for it. But then, maybe it's because it's with you.”

— E.L. James

“You look beautiful and fuckable”

— Sylvia Day

“You like these? They don't make my butt look big?" Well, of course by saying that, he'd pretty much just glued my eyes to…

— Megan Squires

“I plan to use my hands, my mouth, and my cock to fuck that basic vanilla sex right outta you.”

— Lorelei James

“You're so mean,' I said. 'You're like one of those people who upload pictures of themselves where they look really hot and the other…

— Shirley Marr

“You look gorgeous, Elle, and you don't act like a gorgeous woman does." "I don't? How do I act?" "You act like an angel.…

— Megan Hart

“He licked me like a double scoop of French vanilla on a hot summer day. At the equator. He savored me like I could…

— Melanie Harlow