Lady Quote by ProudLesbian

My ex boyfriend sent this message to me on Facebook: So, I saw the most beautiful girl yesterday and I couldnt help but to…

— Troublemaker

“I like undressing women with my eyes, but I just can’t quite figure out how to unstrap their bras with my eyelids.”

— Jarod Kintz

I had an interview once with some German journalist—some horrible, ugly woman. It was in the early days after the communists—maybe a week after—and…

— Karl Lagerfeld

“An image of that sexy, soul-searching stare sent a bolt of heat through her. Sexy? It wasn’t sexy. It was…invasive. And annoying. And sexy.”

— Christine Bell

“A very ladylike bosom,” she said, approvingly. “There’s nothing there,” I complained. The clerk grinned. “I have been fitting bras for twenty-five years and…

— Marta Acosta

“Fascinating. He’d never known a woman who didn’t take up residence in front of a looking glass. “Why have you an aversion to gazing…

— Lorraine Heath

Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above.;-)

— Anonymous

“At least it’s better than those usual compliments you insult ladies with.” She extracted her hand, which still tingled from his touch, and walked…

— Susanna Ives

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that.…

— Dean Martin

And taking her friend’s hand, she put it on her breast, on that firm round covering of a woman’s heart which the male often…

— Guy de Maupassant

Thankyou for using me for sex. You now have opened my eyes, instead of my thighs.

— Sophie Lianne

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years…

— Anonymous