"Term limits aren't enough. We need jail." — P.J. O'Rourke
"Term limits aren't enough. We need jail."
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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More Jail Quotes
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I mean I've never been thrown in jail in New York or Los Angeles.
— Sebastian Bach
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We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go…
— Dave Barry
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I've never stabbed, hurt, killed, stolen, anything, but I went to jail for a year. What is that? My pastor…
— Foxy Brown
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If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.
— Charles Bukowski
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I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
— Charles Bukowski
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Some of the best projects to ever come out of Atari or Chuck E. Cheese's were from high school dropouts,…
— Nolan Bushnell
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To assert in any case that a man must be absolutely cut off from society because he is absolutely evil…
— Albert Camus
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In prison, those things withheld from and denied to the prisoner become precisely what he wants most of all.
— Eldridge Cleaver
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If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
— Kurt Cobain
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You reached your level, you don't want any more. We asked ten years ago, we were askin' with the Panthers,…
— Tupac Shakur
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I didn't get that power from gunz..coz there's no gunz in jail..I got that power from books and from thinking…
— Tupac Shakur
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OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.
— Ambrose Bierce
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