"Rahm Emanuel is, we are almost certain, a…" — P.J. O'Rourke
"Rahm Emanuel is, we are almost certain, a vampire."
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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More Almost Certain Quotes
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If you have ambition, you might not achieve anything, but without ambition, you are almost certain not to achieve anything.
— Whitfield Diffie
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We have been forced to admit for the first time in history not only the possibility of the fact of…
— Robert Andrews Millikan
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I am almost certain that space and time are illusions. These are primitive notions that will be replaced by something…
— Unknown Author
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To be challenged means to strive. I'm almost certain that's true.
— Alfred Molina
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Comparing [our] blessings [with others] is almost certain to drive out joy. We cannot be grateful and envious at the…
— Quentin L. Cook
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If you think you are beaten, you are. If you think you dare not, you don't. If you'd like to…
— John C. Maxwell
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A young woman is dead. I don’t care. You probably don’t care. The police don’t care. The papers don’t care.…
— Lester Bangs
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Timing is everything. Tell me how a young man spends his evenings and I will tell you how far he…
— B. C. Forbes
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Inflation, especially a slow steady rise in prices, encourages producers, because it means that they can commit themselves to costs…
— Carroll Quigley
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Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you…
— Harvey Korman
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This thing I am feeling, I’m almost certain, is the closest I’ll ever come to standing somewhere in between truth…
— Raquel Cepeda
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Of course, the way writers think about those things is almost certain to be affected by their own cultural background,…
— Stanley Schmidt
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