Hilarious Quote by Piper Vaughn Xara X Xanakas

“See, some people, they’re sticky like Velcro. You’re sticky. Your problems stick to you like fuzzballs from the laundry; you take them everywhere with…

— Abigail Roux

“[Cade] hiked his broad shoulders. “My kind prefer tarts with a little more meat on their bones so they can take a demon’s lusts.”…

— Kresley Cole

“A good old custom. Always fornicate Between clean sheets and spit on a well-scrubbed floor.”

— Christopher Fry

“A woman and a man are like the sheet and the quilt. Since we happen to be the quilts, we need to have clean…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“Even sheets felt different at the cottage. On certain days...the sheets were aired out in the sun. I slipped in between two crisp pieces…

— Amy Willard Cross

“Susie, what shall I do - there is'nt room enough; not half enough, to hold what I was going to say. Wont you tell…

— Emily Dickinson

“You need to stop. That is so hot, you’re making me wet.” “Eww, are you wearing knickers under there?” “Nope. So expect a snail…

— Lesley Jones

“Nothing takes the romance and grandeur out of life than scrubbing stains out of sheets.”

— Susan Ee

“like settling into clean sheets at the end of a long day. The”

— Lauren Oliver

“No sticky till I no longer feel icky, you feel me?”

— Ethan Day

Tardiness in literature can make me nervous.

— Manuel Puig

“I love clean sheets. It's the simultaneous reminiscence of how they got dirtied to begin with, and hopeful anticipation of what stories they will…

— Kristie LeVangie