Diet coke Quote by Piper Kerman

“My uncle's a big drinker. In fact, he just got a liver transplant. They replaced it with a bottle of whiskey.”

— Jarod Kintz

“There was the time I ate liverwurst because my sister told me it tasted like candy.”

— Kathryn R. Biel

“She was rather like one of those innocent-tasting American drinks which creep imperceptibly into your system so that, before you know what you're doing,…

— P. G. Wodehouse

“The first snort of coke, the first taste of a woman, the first sip of scotch: every high is different, but somehow the same.”

— Reed Farrel Coleman

“Did you know you can drink food? It’s true! It’s called soup, and I eat it with a fork. I’m as efficient as the…

— Jarod Kintz

“If someone were crushed to death trying to get a frosty can of Diet Coke, it wouldn't be my fault. I'd tried to raise…

— Eileen Cook

“She came back with a can of Coke and a can of Diet Coke, and handed me the nonvile one.”

— Jim Butcher

“The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!”

— Rick Riordan

“Ellis shook her head sadly. “I ate fifteen boxes of cookies the last time I robbed a Girl Scout. And then I gained three…

— Sugar Jamison

“Shoulders slumped in defeat, I turned to walk away. The drugstore had caved under the force of my criminal will, but the Coke machine…

— Laura Bickle

“And when I stand in the receiving line like Jackie Kennedy without the pillbox hat, if Jackie were fat and had taken enough Klonopin…

— Kathleen Sheeder Bonanno