"When Cynthia smiles, said young Bingo, the skies……" — P.G. Wodehouse
"When Cynthia smiles, said young Bingo, the skies are blue; the world takes on a roseate hue; birds in the garden trill and sing, and Joy is king of everything, when Cynthia smiles. He coughed, changing gears. When Cynthia frowns - What the devil are you talking about?I'm reading you my poem. The one I wrote to Cynthia last night. I'll go on, shall I?No!No?No. I haven't had my tea."
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P.G. Wodehouse
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279 Quotes by P.G. Wodehouse
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