"AND NOW FOR MY POEM!!!!!!!!!! *ahem* roses are……" — Unknown Author

More Ahem Quotes

This quote is filed under Ahem Quotes, one of 12 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

• Either I've invented a whole new logic or, ahem, I'm not playing with a full deck. — Philip K. Dick
• No. I can quite happily say someone is handsome, good-looking, and I can see why someone would want to f**k… — Daniel Radcliffe
• I had no plans to be a writer. My teenaged bid for stardom was to be a pop star... which,… — Sophie Kinsella
• Eyes Wide Open' took shape from two real life events straight from my own past. One was the sad suicide… — Andrew Gross
• Carmen sat up when she heard a familiar trill from her computer. It was an instant message from Bee. Beezy3:… — Ann Brashares
• Ahem. Dear Jesus," Taylor intoned more fervently. "We just want to thank you for gettin' us here safe ---" There… — Libba Bray
• Well,” Waxillium said. “Perhaps I should begin by asking after your health.” “Perhaps you should,” Steris replied. “Er. Yes. How’s… — Brandon Sanderson
• She was only a year old, but elves grew up fast. Not like witches, who Jenks swore were not able… — Kim Harrison
• The poets get a quizzical ahem. They reflect time, I am the very ticking. — Roy Fuller
• How in the he-...ahem...SQUAWK!! -Iago the Parrot — Aladdin
• Politicians say problems to teens happen because they are so ultra modern.. well, if you watch our dear nation's leaders… — Rose Hathway

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