Humor Quote by Peter James West Download Open image ““It's all good, apart from the raisins.”” — Peter James West ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Inspirational
“Raisins are healthy, and they are inexpensive, and some people may even find them delicious. But they are rarely considered helpful.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.” — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“Raisins again. I like raisins, but I have a habit of losing one or two on the floor every time I eat them. I… — Julie Halpern Copy Share Image
“I am afraid that if I start to sob, I will never stop until I shrivel up like a raisin.” — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
“I bit into the oatmeal. Same levels- now the oats, well dried, but not so well watered, then the raisins, half tasteless, made from… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
“There is far too much common nonsense, and not nearly enough uncommon sense about fruit.” — Mango Wodzak Copy Share Image
“...anyone who thinks that all fruits ripen at the same time as strawberries, knows nothing of grapes.” — Paracelsus Copy Share Image
“You're everything I ever wished for. I just didn't wish for much.” — Peter James West Copy Share Image
“If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and hide behind a bush.” — Peter James West Copy Share Image
“Damen Trent pushed his fat fingers between the blinds, peering across the street. Sure enough, all the windows of the Mekinet News building were… — Peter James West Copy Share Image
“The Walker towered over him like a half-built skyscraper with a bad attitude. Its bulbous silver head was home to so many weapons that… — Peter James West Copy Share Image
“On the way home, I saw a fist fight between an adverb and a pair of parentheses. I kept on walking.” — Peter James West Copy Share Image
“Never put off until tomorrow, what you can put off until next week.” — Peter James West Copy Share Image
“I am the sum of my past experience. Some people have got a lot to answer for.” — Peter James West Copy Share Image
“Playing an instrument is its own reward. Cleaning out a spit valve is its own punishment.” — Peter James West Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
