Afterlife Quote by Pete Holmes

“I used to just want so badly to have afterlife insured and make sure I was going to heaven.”

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When somebody comes across as authentic and genuine and sweet, people just want to spend time with that person.

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When my wife left me, in real life, T. J. Miller was like, 'I'm shooting a movie in Pittsburgh. I'll fly you out and…

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The underlying goal of comedy is feeling not-alone.

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Religion often is very embarrassing, and I totally get it. So I am sort of sometimes burdened with the fact that I love talking…

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When it comes to being called a pronoun, sometimes I like to call other people 'me.' I go, like, 'Oh, these mes voted for…

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Why do we say 'Have a great weekend?' That's just a spell. You're just going - I have no control over your weekend. But…

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The biggest idea of a good time for me is making the Batman videos that we did. That is my ideal day. That is…

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Science would like to tell us that people laugh because of the benign violation theory, but comedy doesn't have hard rules.

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It's hard to control the things that are going to inspire you.

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I mostly do faces and sounds. That's what I do. Comedy doesn't have to be art.

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Comedians really are like a species. That's not to be exclusive. Anyone can kind of become one. You have to pay your dues, though.

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What people respond to is intimacy and regularity.

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“Some people are so stiff and inhumane as the dogma's they believe in”

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Sometimes I think the resurrection of the body, unless much improved in construction, a mistake!

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