Bank account Quote by Paula Poundstone Download Open image “I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.” — Paula Poundstone ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bank account Funny Mother
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name and apparently that's the key to the whole thing right… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
My mother's last name, maiden name is Hogue. She is Cherokee and African. My grandfather, Dave Hogue, owned 300 acres of land in Marion,… — Mathew Knowles Copy Share Image
You don't need to see my birth certificate, or my college records, or my legal writings, or... anything. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I'm just a girl with a big heart and big dreams, trying to get a big bank account. — Chanel Dudley Copy Share Image
A mother is a bank where I deposit all my worries and hurts — Thomas De Witt Talmage Copy Share Image
My mother opened a bank account for me when I made $60 on my first day of work as an extra. She's that kind… — Laura Dern Copy Share Image
I was the last girl in Larchmont, NY to get married. My mother had a sign up: "Last Girl Before Freeway." — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Even with my divorce and with everything, I don't need money. — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer. — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music,… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
There are really only so many foods and so many ways you can prepare them. — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I like to work on New Year's Eve. It has a nice spirit; a nice feel about it. If you are all about the… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
“Deep-rooted happiness may require a sense of purpose. If I don't feel that I am in some small way contributing to the greater good,… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I did auditions at a club called the Comedy Connection. They wanted nothing to do with me. But one night they were doing a… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I can make things, but I don't cook them, exactly. Like salmon, I can stick that in a pan. Or the other day I… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I've always thought that if my death was imminent, I would read. When I can't focus on a book, I tend to keep reading… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I know a little bit about handicapping. If the horse has an IV, you want to stay - away from it. — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I think most artists feel like they're outside society - no matter how many accolades they receive, or how much money is in your… — Aaron Rose Copy Share Image
You've got to exercise. Your health account, your bank account, they're the same thing. The more you put in, the more you can take… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
“What constitutes an American? Not color nor race nor religion. Not the pedigree of his family nor the place of his birth. Not the… — Harold Ickes Copy Share Image
“Romantic literature often presents the individual as somebody caught in a struggle against the state and the market. Nothing could be further from the… — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
“War is always more complex. Economics, history, religion all have a role, but not for the ones dodging the bullets. They just get blown… — Bill Carter Copy Share Image
Man: I want to share everything with you. woman: okay let's start with your bank account — Julia Nkandi Copy Share Image
I actually love Twitter and Instagram. I do think it's so strange to think that 20 years ago, people would never have known personal… — Lorde Copy Share Image
As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell Got it!… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
ARISTOCRACY, n. Government by the best men. (In this sense the word is obsolete; so is that kind of government.) Fellows that wear downy… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I had no idea of the size of my bank account as a teen, and I didn't care to know. That was my mom's… — Anna Chlumsky Copy Share Image
Prayer is not a check request asking for things to God. It is a deposit slip-a way to depositing God's character into our bankrupt… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He’s changed?” “Yes. He’s started hanging out with a different crowd, a richer crowd. The men are all so arrogant. They don’t doubt themselves… — Kathy Cooperman Copy Share Image