“When my wife was pregnant, she got very upset with me because I didnt read the baby books. She looked at that, understandably so, as a hostile gesture. But I had an argument in my defense. What did the cavemen do without What To Expect When Youre Expecting? You know what I mean? Its all bullshit. I was like, Itll be fine. We dont need to go to birthing classes or any of that nonsense. Whats the worst that can happen? Its not like if I didnt read the books and go to the classes that our son wouldnt be born.”
