"I'm right-handed, and the police report said I……" — Paul Reubens
"I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me."
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14 Quotes by Paul Reubens
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I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!
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There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.
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The public already knows about me more than I ever wanted it to know.
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I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping…
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I'm just trying to illustrate that it's okay to be different — not that it's good, not that it's bad,…
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I know you are, but what am I?
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I call it... the hot dog tree, because... it's a hot dog tree.
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The public may think I'm weird. They may think I'm crazy or anything that anyone wants to think about me.…
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I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.
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The moment that I realized my name was going to be said in the same sentence as children and sex,…
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I would love to be in Kansas.
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