"I would love to be in Kansas." — Paul Reubens

"I would love to be in Kansas."

— Paul Reubens

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14 Quotes by Paul Reubens

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I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!
I think my entire career path was determined for me when I was 6 years old, watching reruns of 'I…
There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.
The public already knows about me more than I ever wanted it to know.
I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping…
I'm just trying to illustrate that it's okay to be different — not that it's good, not that it's bad,…
I know you are, but what am I?
I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the…
I call it... the hot dog tree, because... it's a hot dog tree.
The public may think I'm weird. They may think I'm crazy or anything that anyone wants to think about me.…
I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.
The moment that I realized my name was going to be said in the same sentence as children and sex,…

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We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
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I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin

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