Ifs Quote by Paul Krassner Download Open image “Pope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo.” — Paul Krassner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ifs John paul Paul George Pope Pope john paul Ringo Would be
“John… Paul… George. And Ringo. Collectively the four most famous names in the world. Extraordinary young men who have directly altered the lives of… — Brian Epstein Copy Share Image
My cousins and I used to play Beatle wives. We all wanted to be married to Paul, but John was O.K. too. None of… — Ann Hood Copy Share Image
Ringo is Ringo, that's all there is to it. And he's every bloody bit as warm, unassuming, funny and kind as he seems. He… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
“None of would've made it alone" John once explained, "because Paul wasn't strong enough, I didn't have enough girl-appeal, George was too quiet, and… — Jonathan Cott Copy Share Image
“He wasn’t Ringo, though. He was more like Paul. Maureen was Ringo, except she wasn’t very funny. I was George, except I wasn’t shy,… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
I like The Beatles a lot so Ringo is one of my favourites, along with Keith Moon and John Bonham. — Marky Ramone Copy Share Image
Ringo is one of the world's true humans. The only one out those four guys, who did not have an agenda. Ringo was just… — Peter Tork Copy Share Image
“On first impressions, John seemed more cynical and brash than the others, Ringo the most endearing, Paul was cute, and George, with velvet brown… — Pattie Boyd Copy Share Image
Ringo is incredible. He's the greatest. Simon Kirke is great as well, so is Ian Paice. All of these British drummers from the '60s… — Phil Rudd Copy Share Image
Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For years, reality has been nipping at the heels of satire. Now, it's finally caught up. I don't need to make this stuff up. — Paul Krassner Copy Share Image
The more repression there is, the more need there is for irreverence toward those who are responsible for that repression. But too often sarcasm… — Paul Krassner Copy Share Image
Since I was both an atheist and an absurdist, I had decided that the most absurd thing I could do would be to develop… — Paul Krassner Copy Share Image
I had become an atheist at the age of thirteen, when atomic bombs were dropped on Japan. — Paul Krassner Copy Share Image
I am neither for conformity nor non-conformity. I am for individuality. If one's individuality is in effect non-conformity, then so be it. But basically,… — Paul Krassner Copy Share Image
Avoid internalizing society's sexism, racism, ageism - pick an ism, any ism. — Paul Krassner Copy Share Image
As long as the government can arbitrarily decide which substances are legal and which are illegal, then those who remain behind bars for illegal… — Paul Krassner Copy Share Image
People don't like to be lectured to, but if you can make them laugh, their defenses come down, and for the time being they've… — Paul Krassner Copy Share Image
“If you must give me a label, then label me a human being. I have no pride in being a human, though, because I… — Paul Krassner Copy Share Image
Women still, when they have breast cancer, go to work; they still lead their lives. They have to. I just did what I was… — Monica Potter Copy Share Image
Most of us are convinced that we are our egos, which is who we think we are. The ego is part of our incarnation.… — Ram Dass Copy Share Image
Histories never conclude; they just pause their prose. Their stories are, if they are truthful, untidy affairs, resistant to windings-up and sortings-out. They beat… — Simon Schama Copy Share Image
If you ask an introvert a question, wait until she thinks about it. Introverts think before speaking, not through speaking. If you want to… — Laurie Helgoe Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I understand that it's the music that keeps me alive... That's my lifeblood. And to give that up for, like, the TV, the cars,… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
If we gave up our freedom as the price of security, we would no longer be the great nation that we are. — Ruth Bader Ginsburg Copy Share Image
If my campaign is not in the debate, we will not be talking about how we really fix this problem of endless and expanding… — Jill Stein Copy Share Image
Nothing is so powerful as an insight into human nature... what compulsions drive a man, what instincts dominate his action. If you know these… — William Bernbach Copy Share Image