Bunch Quote by Paul F. Tompkins

One last important influence I'll mention is Flannery O'Connor. In high school I shoplifted her Complete Stories. Having read "Good Country People" for class,…

— Samantha Hunt

I've never stolen anything. Well, that's not entirely true. I once accidentally took a gift card from a store in a mall. I was…

— Zoe Kazan

The only thing I've ever stolen are hours out of people's lives with meandering conversations.

— Baron Vaughn

I was once caught climbing out of the classroom window while bunking a class. I lied that I had to go to the bathroom…

— Swara Bhaskar

I got caught stealing when I was a kid from the local bodega right across the street from where we lived. I tried to…

— Marlon Wayans

My mother became mentally unwell with schizophrenia when I was in my teens... We couldn't watch television because she thought the people on TV…

— Cornelia Parker

My father being a Caribbean minister, one day I stole the radio. The radio that I stole, I took it to school, showing off…

— Wyclef Jean

I don't remember ever stealing things, but I suppose I was endlessly borrowing money off people.

— A. A. Gill

I had really bad obsessive-compulsive disorder. At its worst, I was compelled to leave my house at three o'clock in the morning and go…

— Fiona Apple

Surprisingly I've never really stolen anything. One time when I was really young, I was walking down the street, found a GI Joe in…

— Baron Vaughn

There was one 'crime' during the whole time I was at school, when a fountain pen went missing. Stealing just didn't happen. I was…

— Joanna Lumley

In high school, I stole a six-foot submarine sandwich from a banquet room in front of several hundred people. I did it because I…

— Greg van Eekhout