Long Quotes by Paul F. Tompkins

8 Long quotes by Paul F. Tompkins

Tompkins’s eight short lines on the long bring his quick‑fire humor to a thoughtful topic, giving a brief, clever take on patience and endurance.

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My favorite movie is Lawrence Of Arabia. But that's a long, long movie. So although I've seen it several times, it's not…

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“Long story short: The end.”

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Look, we have long known that birds and pigs are mortal enemies. That's just the way of the world. Birds hate pigs.

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I long ago vowed, as Batman did before me, never to make fun of stuff that people couldn't help. Because it's (1)…

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Writing a book is something I actually feel like I could do. I don't know when that would happen, but I feel…

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Earwolf had approached me a long time ago, even before I had started the 'Pod F. Tompkast.' I knew that I wanted…

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I've had people - I've seen people do routines that I knew they didn't take from me but they had - because…

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I was going to say it's pretty bad these days, but I actually think it's pretty much the same as it's always…

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I came from a big family, with not enough attention. It's classic. I wasn't the baby, but was second to last. It's absolutely the…

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