My favorite movie is Lawrence Of Arabia. But that's a long, long movie. So although I've seen it several times, it's not… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
Look, we have long known that birds and pigs are mortal enemies. That's just the way of the world. Birds hate pigs. — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
I long ago vowed, as Batman did before me, never to make fun of stuff that people couldn't help. Because it's (1)… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
Writing a book is something I actually feel like I could do. I don't know when that would happen, but I feel… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
Earwolf had approached me a long time ago, even before I had started the 'Pod F. Tompkast.' I knew that I wanted… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
I've had people - I've seen people do routines that I knew they didn't take from me but they had - because… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
I was going to say it's pretty bad these days, but I actually think it's pretty much the same as it's always… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
You can find nice clothes that suit your style at any number of places - Goodwill, Salvation Army, stores like that. They're all over… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
If you pay attention, stand-up can be great improv training ground. But one of the things that helped me the most was doing warm-up… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
If the idea is you're working at a job solely to pay the bills because you have ambitions to do something else, if you're… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
I love to do the stream-of-consciousness thing, because it's exciting for me, and I like to think it's exciting for the audience, too. — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
How has podcasting changed things? A lot of people ask me if I feel I should be more famous. — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
My favorite movie is Lawrence Of Arabia. But that's a long, long movie. So although I've seen it several times, it's not as fun… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
I came from a big family, with not enough attention. It's classic. I wasn't the baby, but was second to last. It's absolutely the… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
You can make me laugh at a thing that I think is horrific. You can make me laugh at a thing that affects me… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
Someone thought that I dropped out of Harvard. I am a college dropout, but I dropped out of Temple University in Philadelphia. — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
It's important for us all to elect people not just on blind party loyalty. We've got to really examine what candidates say and do. — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
More than just a sobering history lesson, 'Angry Birds' is a beautiful game. It's absolutely lovely. — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image