Making movies is nice, man. A movie with some money behind it? Sweet. So many snacks and stuff. Name-brand. And many different… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
I meet Daniel Day-Lewis. He's just sitting in a chair on the set. Now, I had been told that Daniel Day-Lewis was… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
To have nice interactions with people is a better than to make anyone uncomfortable, than to try to fill up some kind… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
Overall, I just love performing so much that when I write, I want to write for me. I kind of learned that… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
I love bad comedy more than I love good comedy, so I love open mics. Or I used to. But the thing… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
We each have our own style but yeah, when you boil it down like there are certain things that human beings just… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
I think that if you just kind of try to throw together a sketch show, but you don't have any real vision… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
I enjoy very traditional stuff, and I enjoy kind of outlandish stuff, and I just really like clothes. I always have. — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
When I was 16, I took the written driving test, just like everybody else did, and I passed it. Then the first… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
You can find nice clothes that suit your style at any number of places - Goodwill, Salvation Army, stores like that. They're all over… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
If you pay attention, stand-up can be great improv training ground. But one of the things that helped me the most was doing warm-up… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
If the idea is you're working at a job solely to pay the bills because you have ambitions to do something else, if you're… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
I love to do the stream-of-consciousness thing, because it's exciting for me, and I like to think it's exciting for the audience, too. — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
How has podcasting changed things? A lot of people ask me if I feel I should be more famous. — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
My favorite movie is Lawrence Of Arabia. But that's a long, long movie. So although I've seen it several times, it's not as fun… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
I came from a big family, with not enough attention. It's classic. I wasn't the baby, but was second to last. It's absolutely the… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
You can make me laugh at a thing that I think is horrific. You can make me laugh at a thing that affects me… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
Someone thought that I dropped out of Harvard. I am a college dropout, but I dropped out of Temple University in Philadelphia. — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
It's important for us all to elect people not just on blind party loyalty. We've got to really examine what candidates say and do. — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
More than just a sobering history lesson, 'Angry Birds' is a beautiful game. It's absolutely lovely. — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image