"I'm not familiar with the metric system." — Patton Oswalt
"I'm not familiar with the metric system."
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72 Quotes by Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt has 72 quotes on this site.
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Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire,…
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Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.
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Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?
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My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents... When I have kids, the most recent CD I will…
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There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of…
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I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time…
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The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides,…
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It’s the method of consumption, not what’s on the plate.
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We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe.
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I'm still very much an atheist, except that I don't necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that's…
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Even if you're popular, there are times when you just feel like you're not a part of things.
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Any acting job that I ever got, I always treated it like I was a neophyte, I didn't know what…
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The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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We're dabbling in eugenics all the time, breeding ideal crops to replace less aesthetic or nutritious or hardy varieties; leveling…
— Diane Ackerman
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In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar…
— Enid Bagnold
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I am a little suspicious of industry paradigms. I feel like so many movies and TV shows feel so familiar…
— Alan Ball
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The Israeli accent wasn't one that I was overly familiar with so had to learn from scratch but I was…
— Eric Bana
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Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call…
— Antonio Banderas
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Nature is a temple in which living columns sometimes emit confused words. Man approaches it through forests of symbols, which…
— Charles Baudelaire
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Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object.
— Joseph Addison
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Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
— Ambrose Bierce
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But with Christ, we have access in a one-to-one relationship, for, as in the Old Testament, it was more one…
— Bono
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I'm pretty horrible at relationships and haven't been in many long-term ones. Leaving and moving on - returning to a…
— Carrie Brownstein
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The way to kill a man or a nation is to cut off his dreams, the way the whites are…
— William S. Burroughs
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