"Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can……" — Patton Oswalt
"Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you."
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72 Quotes by Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt has 72 quotes on this site.
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Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire,…
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Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.
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Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?
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My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents... When I have kids, the most recent CD I will…
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There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of…
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I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time…
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The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides,…
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It’s the method of consumption, not what’s on the plate.
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We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe.
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I'm still very much an atheist, except that I don't necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that's…
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Even if you're popular, there are times when you just feel like you're not a part of things.
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Any acting job that I ever got, I always treated it like I was a neophyte, I didn't know what…
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More Cheap Quotes
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Writers and books are cheap dates, especially when you compare the cost of a book with a ticket to the…
— Margaret Atwood
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Products made in China are cheap through the exploitation of the workforce. Every time we shop, we are driving the…
— Joe Baca
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My songs are like cheap Neil Young copies.
— Randy Bachman
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I was just a cheap little starlet hardly acting at all in a very mediocre film.
— Brigitte Bardot
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Ever since I was a girl, I have written about one to five pages every day - on napkins, on…
— Roseanne Barr
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The focus should not be on talking. Talk is cheap. It must be on action.
— Howard Berman
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It's the old adage: You can make a pizza so cheap, nobody will eat it. You can make an airline…
— Gordon Bethune
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Humor is probably the most significant characteristics of the human mind. Far more significant than reason. In fact, reason is…
— Edward de Bono
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I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs,…
— Elayne Boosler
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Get up early and go to the local produce markets. In Latin America and Asia, those are usually great places…
— Anthony Bourdain
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Viewed from a distance, or through the eye of the All-Knowing CEO of the Universe, the crash of 2008 followed…
— James Buchan
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I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
— Warren Buffett
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