Down and Quote by Oliver Reed

No. Now, shut up and eat your pears.

— Suzanne Collins

I was feeling well enough to eat the pears.

— Lizzie Andrew Borden

Pear Drops were exciting because they had a dangerous taste. All of us were warned against eating them, and the result was that we…

— Roald Dahl

Pears are my favorite fruit! Reminds me of childhood.

— Michelle Forbes

I love pears. Most definitely - it's a fact.

— Rick Ross

I had to face the facts, I was pear-shaped. I was a bit depressed because I hate pears. 'Specially their shape.

— Charlotte Bingham

“Pears can just fuck off too. 'Cause they're gorgeous little beasts, but they're ripe for half an hour, and you're never there. They're like…

— Eddie Izzard

“Home-grown pears are best eaten in the bath - they're so juicy, it's the easiest way to stay clean!”

— Mitchell Beazley

I know things can go pear-shaped.

— Mel Giedroyc

A pear is a failed apple.

— George Carlin

A pear should come to the table popped with juice, Ripened in warmth and served in warmth. On terms Like these, autumn beguiles the…

— Wallace Stevens

Pears cannot ripen alone. So we ripened together.

— Meridel Le Sueur