"But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When……" — Ogden Nash
"But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father."
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160 Quotes by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash has 160 quotes on this site.
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Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to…
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God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
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Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your…
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Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't…
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.
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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we…
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Ten years ago she split the air To seize what she could spy Tonight she bumps against a chair, Betrayed…
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Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the…
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Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.
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I remember when Lindbergh arrived in Paris, I was one of the first persons to know about his landing, because…
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A couple of years after I arrived in Hollywood, everything that was Latino was fashionable, and years after, my thought…
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It's a real blessing for me to tell you, sir, that calvary has arrived - Fox is here!
— Glenn Beck
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I leave from where the apostle arrived.
— Pope Benedict XVI
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Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action has arrived, stop thinking and go in.
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I think probably the scaredest I've ever been was in Somalia. I arrived there when the episode that became known…
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I am often asked if, when I was secretary, I had problems with foreign men. That is not who I…
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I've arrived at the place if I'm not taking a career risk, I'm not happy. If I'm scared, then I…
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Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.
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We all must live our lives always feeling, always thinking the moment has arrived.
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I was born with music inside me. Music was one of my parts. Like my ribs, my kidneys, my liver,…
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