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Breakfast Quote by O. Henry

“There'll never be a perfect breakfast eaten until some man grows arms long enough to stretch down to New Orleans for his coffee & over to Norfolk for his rolls, & reaches up to Vermont & digs a slice of butter out of a spring-house, & then turns over a beehive close to a white clover patch out in…” quote by O. Henry
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““There'll never be a perfect breakfast eaten until some man grows arms long enough to stretch down to New Orleans for his coffee & over to Norfolk for his rolls, & reaches up to Vermont & digs a slice of butter out of a spring-house, & then turns over a beehive close to a white clover patch out in Indiana for the rest. Then he'd come pretty close to making a meal on the amber that the gods eat on Mount Olympia.””

O. Henry

About This Quote

Source Short Story: The Gift of the Magi, 1905

A perfect breakfast is an impossible ideal, humorously described as requiring impossible distances and resources.

In simple terms: A perfect breakfast is unattainable and absurd.

Key Takeaway

Accept imperfection in everyday meals.

Themes

food humor idealism

Mood

lighthearted humorous

Type

satirical philosophical

When to use this quote

  • cooking
  • meal planning
  • budget cooking

Key Concepts

absurdity human desire satire

Questions to Reflect On

  • What simple meals bring you joy?
  • How do expectations affect enjoyment?
A Different Perspective

Perfection may be unnecessary for satisfaction.

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