Children Quote by Noel Fielding

“Little kids talk about the strangest things. They really do.”

— Stephen Chbosky

“These kids are all trying so hard to be weird. I'm genuinely weird, so I can spot the effort a mile away.”

— Brent Crawford

“Now there are adults without children who go to Disney, and they are called weirdos. Very nice people. Absolutely crazy.”

— Jim Gaffigan

The kids say, 'Oh are we weird somehow?' and I say, 'It's OK to be different.'

— Nadya Suleman

“Sometimes, when little kids say crazy stuff we got to act like it don’t bother us none so they won’t clam up and stop…

— Michelle Stimpson

“I know a few things about normal kids. Hell, I could write a book about them.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

“It's funny. You take adults, they look lousy when they're asleep and they have their mouths way open, but kids don't. Kids look alright.…

— J.D. Salinger

“Children are like poems. They're beautiful -- to their creators -- but to others they're just silly and fucking annoying.”

— Doug Stanhope

“Kids are clever and full of fun but, oh, they can be a terrible nuisance!”

— Alice Provensen

“I remember always being baffled by other children. I would be at a birthday party and watch the other kids giggling and making faces,…

— Gillian Flynn

“Before I had kids, I always found it funny how people would talk about their children like they were the cutest things on the…

— Jennifer Miller

“Kids are amazing. The first few months, they're just like these loaves of bread that shit. You're wondering what the hell you got yourself…

— J. Courtney Sullivan