Quote by Noah Isenberg

“Here’s a history of the world: Girl meets boy. Girl fucks boy. Girl gets scared and skips out on boy. Boy builds civilization to…

— Leah Raeder

“Just your average boy-meets-girl, girl-kills-people story...”

— Kendra Blake

“What a tragedy to see a boy dumb himself to death for a girl.”

— Akash Rathod

Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl who both loved each other. Then a slut came along and ruined everything.…

— Anonymous

“It was a boyish thing to do and it caught the hesitating girl in the depths of her heart, as the boy element in…

— Gene Stratton-Porter

“The romance of your child's childhood may be the last romance you can give up.”

— Adam Gopnik

“It’s an age old story … Boy meets girl. Boy asks girl to touch him inappropriately. Girl dazzles boy with her impressive knowledge and…

— Katja Millay

“. . . the romantic teenager buried deep inside her was weeping at the perversion of her love story. There was no hero in…

— Anna Zaires

“At all events, when I look back upon the boy I was, I see the beginnings of a real person who fades little by…

— Anonymous

“Ah, dear, sweet Eden. To quote the great Rhett Butler, you need to be fucked and by someone who knows how.” “What version of…

— Karina Halle

“A boy and a girl, a man and a woman, a pervert and a slut...”

— Benjamin R. Smith