Quote by No Strings Attached (Movie

“The only sound was Alvin’s snorts of laughter. “Dude, you’re the only one standing there! Who are you talking to, the vegetable dip?” he…

— Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

“Oh, shiitake mushrooms," I muttered.”

— Cecily White

“Yeah, but I thought mushrooms were a kind of fungus!' Teddy says. 'You know, like mould. You can't get mould growing on mould, can…

— Skye Melki-Wegner

“The next man I was involved with lived in Boston. He taught me to cook mushrooms. He taught me that if you heat the…

— Nora Ephron

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

— Anonymous

“Good problems and mushrooms of certain kinds have something in common; they grow in clusters.”

— George Pólya

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

— Shirley Conran

“I’m growing mushrooms… because I can’t kill them. They just keep multiplying…and it’s like…I’m in service to them.”

— Sharon Weil

Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD

— Doug Stanhope

“The only good mushroom is a cooked mushroom.”

— Carol Kendall

“Frankie did as he was told. He popped the last three cubes form a tray and slid the empty container back into the freezer.…

— Daryl Gregory

“Trying to make a date by using Mushrooms. (Channel Zero Season 1 Episode 4)”

— Deyth Banger