"Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly,……" — Nikhil Saluja

"Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too."

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