Bunch Quote by Nicole Hollander

“Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.”

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“Can you imagine a world without men? There'd be no crime, and lots of fat happy women.”

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Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.

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