Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person. — Nicole Hollander Copy Share Image
Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon. — Nicole Hollander Copy Share Image
In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare. — Nicole Hollander Copy Share Image
“Can you imagine a world without men? There'd be no crime, and lots of fat happy women.” — Nicole Hollander Copy Share Image
Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but… — Nicole Hollander Copy Share Image
Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up. — Nicole Hollander Copy Share Image
We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying… — Nicole Hollander Copy Share Image
Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women. — Nicole Hollander Copy Share Image
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. — Nicole Hollander Copy Share Image
