Time Quotes by Nicole Hollander

Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon.

— Nicole Hollander

Mercy, it's the revolution and I'm in my bathrobe!

— Nicole Hollander

My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.

— Nicole Hollander

In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.

— Nicole Hollander

“Can you imagine a world without men? There'd be no crime, and lots of fat happy women.”

— Nicole Hollander

Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but…

— Nicole Hollander

Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.

— Nicole Hollander

Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.

— Nicole Hollander

We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying…

— Nicole Hollander

Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.

— Nicole Hollander

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.

— Nicole Hollander