Quote by Neil Patrick Harris

My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they…

— Emo Philips

The New Zealand sense of humor is tough and realistic. Jokes are not surreal; they are about life and death and tough decisions.

— Anthony McCarten

“He takes a kitchen chair and sits in the yard and all the ducks come around. He holds up the cheese curls in one…

— Garrison Keillor

'Friends' was great fun, but I was just there so they could make some funny jokes about England.

— Helen Baxendale

One of the marvelous things about Churchill is that whatever he was doing, whether fighting or arguing or despairing or bouncing about full of…

— Paul Johnson

You know the Dutch, they're always a bit funny... some of them.

— Franz Beckenbauer

Fight, gentlemen of England! fight, bold yeomen! Draw, archers, draw your arrows to the head! Spur your proud horses hard, and ride in blood;…

— William Shakespeare

I had a couple of decent laughs on Townies, but for the most part, delivering a joke that you just know is not funny…

— Eric McCormack

I have tons of jokes with moments in them over the years in stand-up that don't get a laugh but I love them so…

— John Mulaney

The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.

— Dick Gregory

Jokes are so personal, and they bring us together in so many ways.

— Mike Birbiglia

A lot of my comedy isn't necessarily about specific jokes but rather a wacky point of view that a super wacky character has.

— Patti Harrison