Bible Quote by Ned Flanders

“Well... sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find hers!”

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Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super!

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Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to punish a man who meant no harm for something…

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Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord.

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If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me know!

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I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!

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Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat…

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Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.

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Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor.

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Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day!

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Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.

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Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.

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I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?

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“The wife of a junior officer cooped up in a horrible canvas partition in steerage for five months wrote: "I had enjoyed much peace there in the absence of every comfort, even of such as are now enjoyed in jail. I used to say that there were four privations in my situation - fire, water, earth and air. No fire…

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O Word of God incarnate . . . It is the golden casket Where gems of truth are stored; It is the heaven-drawn picture…

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How can I trust that the Bible is reliable?

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Every plant which my heavenly father has not planted with be uprooted

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