Humor Quote by Neal Shusterman

“You've got questions coming out of you like farts on Thanksgiving.”

— Neal Shusterman

“Even though Connor can't see Hayden's face, he can hear the truth of it in his voice. There was no hint of evasion in…

— Neal Shusterman

“You need answers like everybody else needs air. - Faelan Connor”

— Anita Clenney

“I always thought the allusive “O” that girls always talked about was an urban legend, but Connor is quickly turning me into a believer.”

— Devon Herrera

“You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.' 'Ninety percent of…

— Robyn Schneider

“Ridge: Better. I can’t hear my own farts, so sometimes I’ll forget that other people can hear them.”

— Colleen Hoover

“To fart or not to fart, that is the question.”

— Steven Magee

“He who knows all the answers, but none of the questions is like a large gobbling bird on Thanksgiving.”

— Jayce O'Neal

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“But I don't want to lose my guts answered Pumpkin ”

— Jodi Lynn Anderson

“Oh God. I'm jealous of farts.”

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“Connor bangs his head back sharply against the wall, hoping to jar loose the bad thoughts clinging to his brain. This is not a…

— Neal Shusterman